Total Medals Earned: 1,032 (From 207 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,260 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (125/500 points)
Kill 9 monsters in a single run
Kill 100 monsters in a single run
Sent a score to the leaderboard
Kill your first boss
Kill 300 monsters in a single run
Kill 3 bosses in a single run
Kill 6 bosses in a single run
Unlock all available guns
Unlock all available coins
Unlock all available characters
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/175 points)
Collect a bonus kiwi
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Die 10 times in a single run
Reach a score of 10,000
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/185 points)
11 STARS
Drift the water.
Drift the dirt.
11 STARS, 30 SECONDS
11 STARS, 1 MINUTE
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Medals Earned: 17/21 (160/370 points)
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Medals Earned: 7/24 (55/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Defeat the Red Wasps
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 4/4 (210/210 points)
you shrek
you did it
You did the win in Super Gangsta Mario!!!